"life is a banquet, and death is desert."
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
oh my god this is my life story
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
do dogs think in barks
Payback is a bitch.