Fuck Yeah. Spiderman.

"life is a banquet, and death is desert."

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

oh my god this is my life story

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

image

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

alexliveslaughesloves:

Payback is a bitch.